Dr Thomson with an irate party.
Here is a selection of divorce related quotes. In humor we reveal unspoken truths...
I don't miss him, I miss who I thought he was. ~ Unknown
I married Mr. Right.
I just didn't know his first name was Always.
I married Ms Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage: he didn't have to hear about all the men she could
have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
A conversation between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. ~ Shinichi Suzuki
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
~ Mickey Rooney
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of the publicity.
~ Lauren Bacall
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.~ Cary Grant
I am a great housekeeper. When I get divorced, I keep the house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.~ Roseanne Barr
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money,
and divorce a matter of course. ~ Helen Rowland
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed. ~ Jewish Proverb
Divorces are made in heaven. ~ Oscar Wilde